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Oh yeah, I'm Afonso, by the way.

And everything I've trained and done in my career has been about storytelling: social media strategist/manager, teaching, sports commentary, writing and being a character on a pro wrestling show, learning comedy and screenwriting, you name it.

It's 15+ years packed into a neuron that's dying to help you with:
BUILDING YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA COMMUNITY
FINDING THE BEST CONTENT FOR YOU
MASTERING HUMOR FOR BRANDS
CENSORING CURSE WORDS ON YOUR HOMEPAGE

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Afonso is very skilled and quite adept at both analyzing a problem and finding a creative solution to it. Ok, I've read what you asked. NOW STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT ME!

TIM COOK

Apple, CEO
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Afonso is very skilled and quite adept at both analyzing a problem and finding a creative solution to it. Ok, I've read what you asked. NOW STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT ME!

STEVE JOBS

Apple, CEO

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